Kindergarten Quotesspeech_bubble.jpg Kindergartners say the darnedest things.....

After a book had ripped...
Student: How will you fix that?
Teacher: With special tape called 'Book Tape'.
Student: Or you could use goose tape. It fixes everything!

"There are 5 food groups: Vegetables, Fruits, Proteins, Grains, and DairyQueen!"

"A sphere is a 3D object because it has length, width, and death."